Frequently asked questions

Are we there yet?

No, not yet. Please stop asking.

Which programming language is top?

The improvements in FORTRAN 77 are quite impressive to me.

Aren’t you part of the problem?

Defianately!

Are drum machines real?

No, but your imagination can make them real to you.

What is?

Quarks, bosons, leptons, and void.

What’s your real name?

Although I am normally known as Wizard Peter, sometimes I do go by other names, including but not limited to:

• Lizard Peter

• The Wizard Pet3r

• Wizred Peter

• The Wizard Re:Peter, PhD

• Hazard P3+e

• Izard Re:Peter

• That Wizard Petra

• Gizzard P3+eR

• Wizlard Pete

• which Wzrd Pete sir

• teh wiz

Why are you this random?

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What about safety?

From 2022, all Wizard Peter live performances will be asteroid free.

Can you do magic?

I sure can! Just watch me spell cast:

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^^^ So magickal, you’ll eat a hat!

Is all this a joke?

Yes, yes it is.